About FaeganMuataBf
Anna Faris:
Anna Faris Nude
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Information:
Name: Anna Faris
Born: 1976-11-29
Height: 1.65
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Filmography:
The Big Breakfast (2001), May (2002), Last Call with Carson Daly (2006), Spelling Bee (2004), Making 'Scary Movie 3' (2004)
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Caitlin Wachs:
Caitlin Wachs
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Information:
Name: Caitlin Wachs
Born: 1989-03-15
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
Phantom of the Megaplex (2000), Early Edition (1997), The Bold and the Beautiful (1995), Way of the Dolphin (2009), Family Affair (2003)
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Mark Consuelos:
Mark Consuelos
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Information:
Name: Mark Consuelos
Born: 1971-03-30
Height: 1.75
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Filmography:
The Rosie O'Donnell Show (2000), Larry King Live (2007), Husband for Hire (2008), All My Children (2000), On-Air with Ryan Seacrest (2004)
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A brunette doing laundry asked her
blonde
friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde
replied,
''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''
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Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by
eleven o'clock."
She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a
child!"
He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by
eleven."
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Q: How many Agents does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: Actually, agents will screw in just about
anything.
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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said
"Go forth and multiply" ?
They couldn't, they were adders !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Carrie
!
Carrie who ?
Carrie me home, I'm tired !
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What did one
maggot say to the other who was
stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one, then!
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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the
freezer ?
Mice cubes !
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A seal walks into a bar
and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender asks the seal,
"What's your pleasure?"
The seal replies, "Anything but
Canadian Club."
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What happened when the
witch went for a job as
a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the perfect face for
radio.
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Dirty Harry Barbie ...comes with
large caliber pistol; pull the
string and she says, "Go ahead >giggle<
Make my day!"
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